Strawberry Jokes

strawberry jokesNow, now, everyone needs a little chuckle every once in a while.  Well, today is your lucky day.  Since this website exists to spread the passion for strawberries far and wide, it deals primarily with information about that wonderful, succulent, delightful red fruit.  But, as with every venture, there is always time to laugh a little.

So, if you like corny jokes, this page is dedicated to you.  Be sure to share your own favorite strawberry jokes at the bottom of the page in the comments section.  Or, email the jokes to StrawberryPlants.org.  If they are clean and coherent, They will be included here for the amusement of all.

Now, on to the funny strawberry jokes and strawberry puns!

Corny Strawberry Jokes

A little boy runs across a farmer who has a truckload of cow manure.  The boy asks him what he is going to do with all that cow poop.  The farmer tells the little boy, “I'm taking it home to put on my strawberries.”
The little boy looks up at the farmer and says, “I don't know where you come from, but where I come from we put cream and sugar on our strawberries.”

Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A strawberry in an elevator!

Pun-ny Strawberry Jokes

Q:  What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A:  If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Q:  Why were the little strawberries upset?
A:  Because their parents were in a jam!

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry!

Red Herring Strawberry Jokes

Q:  Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
A:  So they can jump out and stomp on people.

Strawberry Joke Variants

Q: Why did the elephant paint her toenails red?
A: So she wouldn't be found in the strawberry patch!

Got any other strawberry jokes?  Send them to us, and they will be included!

3 comments to Strawberry Jokes

  • Jessie James

    Why was t-Rex so mad?
    A: because he couldn’t reach to pick strawberries!

  • Val

    Q: What did Chief Shortcake’s wife say when Chief Shortcake died?
    A: Squaw bury shortcake!

  • jack

    Q why are strawberries always late? the answer to this joke
    A Because they were trapped in jam

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